Crafty Intentions: Failed Results, Part 1

Just because I have Crafty Intentions doesn't mean I'm always successful at realizing them.  In fact, I used to follow my inspirations to the end of every rainbow, and what I found often ranged from odd to meh to failure to disastrous.

I will detail some of those here for your entertainment, and we'll make this one short and sweet: Packing Tape Sculptures. 

Why?  I don't know.

Of what?  Well, a single shoe makes as much sense as anything, right?
How about as many tissue-box sized cubes as possible, suspended mid-air? Yes. Success-ish.

Mermaid Unicorn Pattern EXPLAINED

This is a guide to the Mermaid Unicorn Mermicorn Hippocampus pattern.
(Yes, it is Hippocampus.  Yes, that's also the name of part of the brain!)
There are two patterns available for the Crafty Intentions Mermaid Unicorns!

The main Mermaid Unicorn Pattern is available on both Ravelry and Etsy.  This is a 39 page pattern in English (using American crochet terms).  A Mermaid Unicorn from this pattern is approximately 11 inches tall from Hoof to Top of the Head (without Horn), about 4 inches wide from left to right side, and about 28 inches long from nose to the end of the Tail Fin using a 4.0mm G hook and worsted weight yarn. This pattern includes instructions for the Mermaid Unicorn body, head, ears, horn, two types of mane, front legs, Tail, Side, and Dorsal fins.  With this pattern you can make a fully realized Mermaid Unicorn with or without wire for poseability.

The Add-On: Mermaid Unicorn Fins pattern is available on both Etsy and Ravelry. This is a 39 page pattern featuring instructions on how to make four additional fin styles to use in conjunction with the Main Mermaid Unicorn body.  Style 1 of the fins is in the main pattern, style 2 through four are featured in this add-on.  Style 2 includes all fins (Tail, Side and Dorsal) in the bottom right photo above.  Style 3 includes all fins (Hoof, Leg, Mane, Ear) in the bottom left photo above.  Style 3 includes all fins (Tail, hoof, mane, ear, side, dorsal) in the top left photo above.  Style 4 includes all fins (Tail, Mane, Side, Dorsal) in the top right photo above.  You will need to use this pattern with the Main pattern listed first as this add-on is only an expansion pack and does not contain instructions on creating the Mermaid Unicorn body.

© 2018 Megan Lapp, Crafty Intentions™. All rights reserved. This pattern is FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. The pattern (or parts of it) may not be reproduced, distributed or resold, translated, published, altered, shared or posted (for sale or free) over the internet or offline. You can sell items made from this pattern, provided they are handmade by yourself in a limited number and you give credit to the designer. Please add the following lines to your item description and any item you are selling: “This item is handmade by (your name) from a design and pattern by Megan Lapp, Crafty Intentions™”.

Dragon Patterns EXPLAINED

This is a brief, but clear and complete explanation of each available Crafty Intentions Dragon pattern! Let's go Youngest to Oldest!

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The Newborn Dragon Pattern is available on both Ravelry and Etsy.  Newborn dragons are 4 inches tall from top of the head to bottom of the feet, and 8 inches long from the nose to the end of the tail if using about sport weight yarn with a D 3.25mm hook. It is a single 28 page pattern in English (using American crochet terms) and includes written and photographic instructions for 13 different body parts which you can selectively combine to make any style of Newborn Dragon you want.  This is the only pattern you need to make the youngest, wittlest, baby dragons in the dragon family.

The Juvenile Dragon Pattern is available on both Ravelry and Etsy.  Juvenile dragons are  approximately 7 inches tall from the top of the head to the bottom of the feet, and approximately 14 inches from Nose to Tail tip. The Body is approximately 2 inches wide from side to side at the widest point, and the wings have an approximate 12 inch wing span if using about sport weight yarn with a D 3.25mm hook.  It is a single 53 page pattern in English (using American crochet terms) and includes written and photographic instructions for 19 different body parts that you can selectively combine into many different body positions. This is the only pattern you need to make any kind of Juvenile Dragon you want.

The main Adult Dragon Pattern is available on both Ravelry and Etsy.  Adult Dragons are about 12 inches tall from head to toes, with 18 inches nose-to-tail, and 24 Inches from the tip of one wing to the other if using worsted weight yarn with a G 4.0mm.  It is a single 37 page pattern in English (using American crochet terms) and German and includes written and photographic instructions for the sitting dragon you see in the picture above.  It does include some extra ornamental bits so that you can customize your dragon, like 3 different ear styles, horns, and ridges.  This contains all the instructions you need to make a basic sitting adult dragon.  There are three add-on patterns available for the Adult Dragon. 

The Add-On Dragon: More Front Legs pattern is available on on both Ravelry and Etsy.  This pattern features instructions to be used in conjunction with the Main pattern explained above.  This pattern is for laying down front legs (as in the left picture above), perching bent front legs (as in the center picture above), and a tutorial on how to wear your laying down dragon on your shoulder!  You will still need the Main pattern for all other instructions, this is just an expansion pack.

The Add-On Dragon: Epic Extra Large Wings pattern is available on both Etsy and Ravelry.  This pattern features instructions on dragon wings that are approximately 35 inches wing tip to wing tip.  These wings can be installed on any Adult Dragon body configuration.  You will need to use this with the Main Dragon pattern (and any other Add-on Dragon pattern) as this is an expansion pack only and does not contain other instructions for the body of the dragon.

The Add-On Dragon: Extra Ornamentation pattern is available on Etsy and Ravelry.  This pattern features instructions on how to create a head plate (1st photo on left above), a fancy head plate (4th photo above), a long droopy ear (1st photo on left above), a curly eye piece (3rd photo above), a three color back-spikes (2nd photo above), a large spiral horn with accent color (1st photo on left above) and a spiral shaped horn (not pictured)! You will need to use this with the Main Dragon pattern (and any other Add-on Dragon pattern) as this is an expansion pack only and does not contain other instructions for the body of the dragon.

© 2017 Megan Lapp, Crafty Intentions™. All rights reserved. This pattern is FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. The pattern (or parts of it) may not be reproduced, distributed or resold, translated, published, altered, shared or posted (for sale or free) over the internet or offline. You can sell items made from this pattern, provided they are handmade by yourself in a limited number and you give credit to the designer. Please add the following lines to your item description and any item you are selling: “This item is handmade by (your name) from a design and pattern by Megan Lapp, Crafty Intentions™”.

Status: Broken

In April, on Friday the Thirteenth, I broke my 5th metacarpal bone - the one on the side of my dominant hand.  I did it in the silliest, stupidest way possible.  An ant surprised me by touching my hand while I was writing my to-do list for the day, and I instinctively karate chopped it.  Post-chop, the ant was no where to be found, and my hand hurt on a level best communicated in four letter words at top volume without children present.  X-rays showed it to be a spiral fracture, and those words ("Spiral Fracture") tend to illicit a sharp hiss and eyebrows raised in pity from doctors and nurses alike.  I needed an immediate cast, though surgery was not necessary.  This being my first ever broken bone, I was strongly tempted to get a hot pink plaster cast, but was talked out of it by my husband.  I opted for a state of the art, black, moldable brace.  I still can't take it off for any reason, but at least it's a little lighter, a little sleeker and maybe a little more comfortable.  The doctors lied and told me it would be 4 weeks total in the cast.  After 3 weeks and an x-ray, I was told it will be another 2.5 weeks "at least".  In the intervening time I have published three new patterns, created a facebook community page for people working on my patterns, designed this website, re-organized every nook and cranny of my crafty life, painted my cast and have been going slowly insane.  I need my hand back. I have no idea what to do next, but it won't be designing more crochet patterns.  Unfortunately, that will have to wait until the cast comes off. 

One Year

On April 29th 2017, I published my first original amigurumi crochet pattern under the banner of Crafty Intentions.  I have spent one full year writing, testing, developing, editing and publishing my own patterns and it has been a year-long crash course in business.   While it has been equal parts thrilling and stressful,  I am so excited to continue doing what I love.  I finally figured out what I want to be when i grow up:  Me.

I'll be using this space to occasionally share exciting happenings that Crafty Intentions will be part of, and new and upcoming patterns.  If you have questions or suggestions please see my contact page and send me a message!

© 2017 Megan Lapp, Crafty Intentions™. All rights reserved. This pattern is FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. The pattern (or parts of it) may not be reproduced, distributed or resold, translated, published, altered, shared or posted (for sale or free) over the internet or offline. You can sell items made from this pattern, provided they are handmade by yourself in a limited number and you give credit to the designer. Please add the following lines to your item description and any item you are selling: “This item is handmade by (your name) from a design and pattern by Megan Lapp, Crafty Intentions™”.